Thank you hugely for supporting Heroine's joyful trajectory into the world! 
The audiobook will be released  sometime in 2020 whilst we perfect the sound design
(it's honestly more like a full-on radio drama).
Send an email to pre-order now at hello@heroinetheplay.com
simply with the email title "AUDIOBOOK, PLEASE!"
When we release, you will get it at a discount. 
Your data will be stored in a way that is GDPR compliant, of course.

KENNEDY CENTER
If you bought a ticket to the stage show at the Kennedy Center,
​please put this info in your email title and then you can get THE AUDIOBOOK of Heroine for free, if you make a donation of your choice to one of these non profits below:

Heroine Socks

$20.00
These socks are extra comfortable thanks to their cushioned bottom. Its just like mine!
The foot is black with artwork printed along the leg with crisp, bold colors that won't fade.

• 60% nylon/22% cotton/18% spandex
• Crew length
• Cushioned bottom
• Ribbed leg
• Cold wash with like colors and hang dry
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Heroine Classic framed poster

$40.00 - $170.00
Make a statement in any room with this framed poster, printed on thick, durable, matte paper. The matte black frame adds an extra touch of class.

• Alder, Semi-hardwood frame
• Black in color
• .75” thick
• Acrylite front protector
• Lightweight
• Hanging hardware included
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Heroine Mug

$18.50 - $22.00
Whether you're drinking your morning coffee, your evening tea, or something in between – this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy
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Heroine "back away"Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt *US shipping only*

$22.50 - $25.50
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. Yes! I dream of t-shirts! It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm).
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Heroine "Back Away" Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt *EU and US shipping*

$22.50 - $25.00
*Available for addresses outside the USA*

​This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. Yes! I dream of t-shirts. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women.

Front says "back away slowly" and the side sleeve says "I still see you". 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Model is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4" (85 cm). This one got the best reviews for women for shape however. 
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Merch!
Help with a play and refresh your susceptibility to advertising at the same time! 

I'm sorry if swag here seem pricey. My cut is actually about 15% or less as there is little time to sell them without a middle man. 

These prices include flat rate shipping and taxes and ships DHL expedited so it gets to you as fast as it can from the EU.
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Orders take about 2-7 business days to create apparel products (t-shirts etc.) and 2-5 business days for non-apparel (posters etc.) products. Then you should add shipping times on top of that. Speed and price depends on product type and destination. 97.66% of orders are shipped within 5 business days and more than half of these orders are shipped within 3 business days or less.